I, or rather we, should have read the Bet Fest post, How to Beat Women in Poker before our impromptu 8 person poker game last night. I played horrible. I was twice ousted by the girl who we taught how to play about an hour before.
She kept squeaking out sweet little phrases like, “is 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 good?” right after someone goes all in. Or my favorite, “How much do I need to put in to stay” when she’s holding the absolute nuts. In the second game she busted out every single player, not one guy survived her petite poker onslaught.
At least she was humble with her winnings, especially when she had 2 outs left with only the river card to come and was about 6% chance of winning – and took out V.
patches says:
we should have made her keep playing with matchsticks. Who brought her anyways
November 1, 2004 — 3:01 pm
V- says:
Here are some other often heard quotes from last night:
“ok, what are my options now?”
The Blank stare after showing cards…….”did I win?”
“I’m trying to read you!”
and my favorite “Noel are you ok, You just did a back flip off of Tims chair right into the wall and broke his Light, Chair, Wall, and couch!”
November 1, 2004 — 3:21 pm
noel says:
that chair needed another leg or wheel or whatever. stupid people suck. sorry, i’m just mad about the election (as of 11:34PM)
November 2, 2004 — 11:33 pm