If this is true, I will be truly disappointed in the upcoming MacWorld show. It says that Apple will be re-introducing the iPod as the breakthrough product, and showing the best of apples past product introductions. Blech.

Update: To calm the masses, I thought I would include this quote about the source of this article: “Crazy Apple Rumors Site is dedicated to the fabrication of Apple rumors that defy verifiability, grammatical convention or any basis in reality.” Relax it a “humor” site. And I suggest you read it.