I was in some interesting conversations today:

Me: Forgive me if I’m a little slow, I’ve been in meetings all day.

Person #1: That’s ok, I’m loosing my house because my husband and I just got a divorce and I can’t afford it by myself.

Me: *Blink Blink* Um, yeah.

10 minutes later.

Person #2: I’m outahere!

Me: Why? Are you sick?

Person #2: No, my mom’s farm just got raided by the drug task force and now she’s on the run.

Me: Oh fuck.