I am going to attempt to describe a humorous event that occurred at work the other day. I was on my way into the restroom while another person was on their way out. To unsuspecting defecation man it must have sounded like the last bathroom intruder had left. Thinking he was alone he let out a loud sigh followed by an explosion of the sour apple splatters… moments later I compose my self, it was all I could do to keep from laughing, I proceed to flush the urinal. I hear the man mumble under his breath “oh god”, when he realized he was not alone.
