I received a call today that gave me a little scare.
Me: Hello this is Tim.
Caller: Hello. This is the Minnesota Department of Health.br>
Me: *internal dialog* Holy fuck I have anthrax and I’m going to die, that damn postal/anthrax delivery service!!!
Caller: Were conducting a random survey. Is this a household or a business?
Me: *whew* A business.
Caller: This survey is for households only, have a nice day.