Hey, guess what? Something amazing happened today. Ready for this? They found a Microsoft security hole. Wait, don’t leave! Yes, we know that Microsoft security flaws are about as rare as pennies with Lincoln’s picture on them, but this one is different: it’s bad. Really bad. So bad it makes most Microsoft security holes look like terrific new features they should be advertising in boldface caps on the box with lots of exclamation points. Yea verily, this is the great-granddaddy of all Windows vulnerabilities. (This is the part where you’re supposed to gasp audibly and one or two of you actually faint for effect.) Continues…
