June 3, 2004 / 18 Comments Soccer Sucks Here is video proof that even mother nature doesn’t like soccer.
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June 9, 2004 — 10:28 am
Frank the Tank says:
Soccer does suck… it blows moosecock. They play in HS baseball outfields and fuck up the surface for the baseball season. They are all fucking commys and camel jockeys anyways. Chemical warfare should be use at the next world cup.
June 23, 2004 — 2:05 pm
why are yanks so stupid? says:
frank the tank? frank the wank more like! You are one big retard who doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about. So please shutup. Football (soccer to you american retards) doesn’t suck, you do.
July 7, 2004 — 7:49 pm
Americans = Intelligent
Rest of World = Soccer
October 15, 2004 — 12:00 pm
Whoever wrote that soccer sucks is a fag who prolly got cut off a soccer team because they sucked so bad at it. And you’re prolly a football player and even if you’re not here’s to all the football players who always say that soccer is a girl’s sport…in football you have to wear little pansy shoulder pads and helmets so you won’t hurt your whoosy selves. in soccer all we have are shin guards. soccer is just as phyiscal as football and we don’t use pads so stick your comments up your *ss cause soccer is awesome.
June 26, 2005 — 6:15 pm
I’m not going to start insulting other individuals, but I’ve played and coached both football and soccer and whoever actually believes that “soccer is just as physical as football” is just flat out wrong. You’ve probably never really played football (other than a pick-up game at the beach maybe).
September 2, 2005 — 10:16 am
Americans = Intelligent
Rest of World = Soccer
no u got it all wrong its
Americans-Fat,Dumbass people that 70% of the world hates.
soccer-Brilliant, and more than 85% of the population plays it.
Have you ever wondered why baseball or football are most popular in AMERICA and no where else? it is because of these americans and their stupid ass sports.American FOotball is so violent, and the name doesnt make sense. FOOT-BALL u dont use your feet at all.SO please dont say soccer sucks if your living in america or american.
September 2, 2005 — 11:46 am
Soccer is the crappiest piece of shit that this Earth has ever seen. Probably some rugby players had a shit on the field and BOOM!!! Soccer was invented. I also hate rugby, but at least it is not as shit as soccer or cricket. I hate American football even more. You guys are wankers and poofs, fucking fops, but soccer (football) sucks just as much. Most of England is awesome, except for some shithead soccer fanatics with a dribble of an accent who should back to their fucking terrace in Stepney or Cheapside. If we were Victorians they would be slaving in some dumbarse factory, like they should be. All in all Soccer+Americas=a fucking crater in the fucking face of the fucking Earth.
ps, I’m posh English, and proud of it!
September 14, 2005 — 5:45 am
No really soccer sucks always has, always will. the reason u wear pads in football, is because U ACTUALLY GET HURT whereas soccer you just sit there and suck, man does soccer suck, its hard to describe in words the amount of suckyness that soccer posses
September 22, 2005 — 7:26 am
Your retarded. You’re just mad that soccer is getting more popular in the states. You are the typical stupid, overweight lazy baseball player. Baseball takes no intelligence to play, you just stand in a field and wait for some fat ass to hit a little white ball with a stick.
He’s just mad because he hasn’t gotten laid in a long time.
October 12, 2005 — 9:36 am
haha motherfucker gringos you think american football is cool, i think your grandma in underwear is cooler than that violent stupid sport, only in your country they watch and play that “sport”.
June 16, 2007 — 1:28 pm
The people of the US are the most obese, television obsessed in the world. The majority opinion of these fat slobs is that football (soccer) is crap in comparison to US sports. But what do they know? Most of them are too overweight to even play sport, yet alone comment on it.
That answers the question I think!
September 4, 2007 — 9:49 pm
Johnny Nobody says:
I tried to watch soccer, but I fell asleep.
It is absolutely boring.
But… if you folks want to watch it or play it, that’s your business.
Personally, I can’t stand it.
September 12, 2007 — 1:51 pm
lol these comments always crack me up. If our American football is so physically demanding then why does the typical foot ball player play 20 minutes of a one hour game? Before I ever developed a love for this game and obtained a C coach license I thought baseball and football are the two dumbest sports ever. I mean for real, in football skinny man in pads hands ball to fat man in pads who instead of using his brain to run around the huge pile of other fat men in pads he tries to run through the middle with a 30% success rate. Baseball….well I won’t even go there! Nah I think I will. Anytime you have a superstar of a sport and his ass weighs in at more than 300lbs then it’s not a sport. Anytime you can take a nap while actively involved in the game means it’s not a sport. Before you say “Oh you never played” let me assure you I have played. Honestly the only other game that I consider a sport would be basketball. It like soccer is faced paced, demands endurance, skill, grace and fast forward thinking.
Pads and Timeouts are for pussies.
September 19, 2007 — 11:50 am
soccer is the sport of choice for subhuman wetbacks from latin america and effeminate eurotrash. therefore it blows more cock than george micheal in a public bathroom.
January 12, 2008 — 1:53 am
Dashing prince says:
Football brings out hatred in some people. Mainly the fans of lesser more simplistic sports like baseball, gridiron and rugger.
Yanks hate football because they are hopless at it and are afraid of competition, this is the same reason that rugger players hate football. Most rugger players in the UK started off playing football and just didn’t have the skill to play football well, so they feel bitter towards football.
Football is number one and no amount of hating on it will change that I am afraid.
March 16, 2008 — 12:32 pm
Football/soccer is a sport superior to any other sport. Hence it is bigger and more watched than any other sport. Its without a doubt the king of the sports world. No amount of american hate will change that.
June 18, 2008 — 7:55 pm
Come on you Irons!!! says:
Good wind up, but there is no such game as soccer. IT’S FOOTBALL! Got that.
Now let’s be get down to serious business.
1. American Rugby (Which septics call football- I have no clue why as only one person touches the ball with his feet) If you are big or even fat you can play this game no actual skill required, other than catching and egg shaped projectile and running for about one second usually at another bloke dressed in motorcycle helmets. Over-long and tedious with no flow and multiple long stoppages.
2. Basket Ball A group of seven foot blokes running up and down a gym. and putting the ball through the basket. Whoever misses a few loses. No skill required you just have to be tall. It is a variant of the vastly more entertaining ladies game netball
3. Baseball a variant of the European girls sport rounders.
Or to put it in a more clear perspective, any sport that is adjudicated by middle aged fat men wearing black and white striped shirts and those silly peaked caps, has got to be shite.
Any sport that had half naked women waving bits of fluff and dancing while the play is going on has got to be shite.
Any sport that is onl;y taken seriously in a country but calls it’s ultimate championship the World this or the World that has got to be shite.
January 28, 2009 — 5:02 pm