I’ve found the perfect new mode of transportation for the pride of the Minnesota Vikings, Randy Moss.
I don’t know if you heard this part of the story, but it makes me want to say as Austin Powers would say, “I sware, it’s not mine.”
“Police also said they found a marijuana cigarette in Moss’ car, an amount that would qualify as a petty misdemeanor with a fine of up to $200, but no drug charge was immediately filed.
Both Moss’ agent, Dante DiTrapano, and his attorney, Joe Friedberg, said Wednesday the marijuana did not belong to Moss.
Moss didn’t directly say who the marijuana belonged to, but repeated that others had the use of his car. He said the NFL does not allow the use of marijuana and he tries his best to stay within the rules.”
