And now for a joke that’s funny to exactly 10 people.
“Did I fucking say anything about any fucking quesadillas?”
Here’s my attempt at the story behind the photo. You should know that there is no way of telling it without ending with “You kinda had to be there”.
Ok, so it’s day one of the softball season and we’re going go to drink some beer afterward because, well, that’s what you do after softball. Our team is sponsored by local watering hole called Jimmy’s – so naturally we always go there after the game. V had to run an errand and then he was going to meet us. The shirts all say Jimmy’s on the front, every one said things like “going to Jimmy’s”, “see you at Jimmy’s” etc, but V thought we all went to Howies. If you’re wondering why Howies, because as you know Howies in a entirely different town – believe me, we all wondered the very same thing. So he’s wondering around Howies, alone, for like 10 minutes, thinking we’re playing a trick on him. He finally gives up the search and calls Noel. Keep in mind by this point he’s starving. He asks Noel to order him a burger so it’s ready for him when he actually makes it to Jimmy’s, and Noel replies: “We’ve got some extra Quesadillas here if you want some”. Nice enough gesture, but V responds with the now infamous:
“Did I fucking say anything about any fucking quesadillas?”
We cant make it 20 minutes into a game with out some sort of quesadilla joke.
See, I told you ya had to be there.
V- says:
Geesh, I ordered a cheeseburger, If I wanted Quesadillas I woulda ordered them!
July 29, 2004 — 12:58 pm
Robbler says:
That V sure is an ungrateful bastard. But at the same time, if Noel is offering him any food at all, it probably fell on the floor.
July 29, 2004 — 6:14 pm
noel says:
well stated Tim.
July 30, 2004 — 11:01 am
noel says:
they were all out of cheeseburgers, i was just trying to help.
July 30, 2004 — 11:02 am
noel says:
fair enough
July 30, 2004 — 11:11 am
Tim says:
comments were hozed on this post. It’s fixed now.
August 2, 2004 — 11:37 am
noel says:
that’s why i made three of them. here’s another:
Fuck you Robbler, you bastard guy.
August 3, 2004 — 11:24 am
noel says:
and by the way, they were actually Patches’ quesadillas. Don’t kill the messenger!
August 3, 2004 — 11:27 am