Tonight I will be going to the Vikings Pre-Season game. Of course we will be Tailgating beforehand. Tailgating a wonderfully chaotic tradition whereby thousands of people, who would have been drunk at the game regardless, decide to get drunk before the game while cooking brats and the sort. It adds to the excitement, and the number of times you get to piss in the troughs during quarter breaks. Overall, it is just a great time to look around and feel better about yourself, because you are surrounded by the worlds largest collection of drunken freaks –well second largest, I forgot about the Packer fans at Lambo.