The old saying the watched pot never boils applies to packages as well. The overly tracked package never gets delivered. My new phone has been sitting on the loading doc in Minneapolis since Saturday night.

I do like the accurate tracking info though. I’m waiting for the update to say, “loading delayed 8 minutes 22 seconds because Bob the loader was on smoke break”. Though, I don’t know if anything will ever top the actual package history my friend had that said package delayed 2 hours do to train de-railing. (I lost the screenshot)