I’ve made final preparations for transportation to and from the airport, as well as to and from Myrtle Beach thanks to my younger brother and Orbitz respectively. The only thing left is to not get sick. Multiple coworkers are sick. So are my dad and older brother – my brother’s fever topped 103 degrees. And don’t forget the fact that my tenant is a Murse (ok he’s an orderly but Murse is funnier) and is probably a carrier of many infectious amebas.