I went to Pearl Harbor with my girl last night. Mid-movie she leaned over and asked:
Her: “Why are they in Hawaii? Are they on vacation?”
Me: “It’s Pearl Harbor”
Her: “Yeah?”
Me: “Pearl Harbor is in Hawaii”
Her: “Oh, I had a bad history teacher”
Me: *nervously looks around to see if anyone heard* – “Don’t ask anymore questions in public.”
