I have one of those braun self cleaning electric shavers, and have enjoyed it for over a year now. Its “microscreen” is showing wear and has a small portion of it missing. This missing portion was letting too much skin through so the shaver began biting my face – causing numerous tiny cuts. “No problem”, I thought. “I’ll just use my old strait razor — from um, two years ago.”
I pulled out the rusty blade, washed it off and went to work on my grizzly eight-o-clock shadow. Things were going ok, albeit a little snaggy and chafey, but it was still knocking down the stubble.
I washed off and took a look at my work. Shit. I looked like Roy after his tiger attack (caution graphic footage). Apparently rusty, dull razors give you razor burn from hell. Who knew?
If anyone needs me I’ll be getting a tetnis booster in the emergency room.
Stelten Family says:
Hey Tim Great site, Ryan P Was Pissed that you didnt have any pictures of him on there. Except the gay boy ones. EVeryone loved the site keep it up Mac lover Ryan, Oger, Jackie, Carrie, Dad
December 24, 2003 — 10:13 pm
Ozzy says:
Tim they’re full of shit…you suck.
Merry X-mas!
December 25, 2003 — 9:41 am
Tim says:
Hmmm, Ogre still has the Stelten Family snowed huh. Well I’ve got some pitures you should see of him. Heheheheehehe. Right Ogre?
December 25, 2003 — 6:16 pm
Ozzy says:
Hear ye hear ye,
let it be known I now have a computer, I thought they were just a fad but i guess they’ll be here awhile. God give me the strength not to turn into Tim…sweet my webcam is workin, gotta go!
December 26, 2003 — 9:18 pm