Welcome to SaltedWound, formerly ReadMe.txt.
After careful consideration, and extensive searching for a domain, I have found success. By parsing through my archive of the former ReadMe.txt, I found that most of my blogs were of two styles:

Style one – a rip, a burn, or ridicule of someone, something, or some company.
Style two – a humorless waste of time.

Conclusion, acquire a domain name that says “I will poke fun, ridicule, and add insult to injury to anyone and everyone, just try me.” Next, change the name of ReadMe.txt to said domain nameÖ and leave out the pointless waste of time posts. This is where you come in, change your links and bookmarks now.