Don’t wash your car when it is below zero, ever. I know this guy, we will call him Oli, he was not smart. Oli washed his car in the local touch-less car wash, and then drove home. When Oli got there he tried to exit the vehicle, Oli realized he was froze in. In a panic, Oli repeatedly slammed his shoulder into the door, dislocating it (Oli’s sholder, not Oli’s car door). Now in extreme pain, Oli realized he could roll the window down and crawled out. Oli got his wife and then had her drive to the hospital. Dumbass.
