I was walking out of the mall after getting fitted for my Tux for Ozzy’s wedding when I saw a cell phone (nokia 6190) laying in a puddle – and it was still working. “Score!” I thought, but wait, my phone is tiny (nokia 8290) and I will probably lose it some day, so I better return it. It was a Cell 2000 phone so I took it to the nearest Cell 2000 store (genius). After excessive praise from a bevy of attractive girls working there I headed home (anyone looking for a date? Find a phone and head over to Cell 2000 because those girls are eager to take out single cell phone returners). Now I’m set, karma all saved for when I lose my phone.