It has been 9 days since Kari has been seen on the web. Please notify me if she is alive and connected. I worry like a mother that she is stuck in some damp, dark room — without internet access. Poor poor child.

Update: Rumors are circulating the web that she has skipped town with a Met-Life insurance guy. Sidenote: her Fiancée, devastated.

Updated update: We now believe that Kari’s kidnappers are posing as her, posting multiple blogs per day to make us believe everything is OK. I for one, am not convinced.