We found 2 dead skunks under my grandparents bunk house. They’ve been there a while – over a year. First we had to dig it out with the mini excavator, but we sill found only skunk nest and skunk poo. So, I reached under with a rake and was pulling out nest/bedding and out rolled the skunk. I’m pretty sure my 40 time would have been best at the NFL combine. I wore tennis shoes instead of work boots for just such and occasion. Turns out dead skunks aren’t very fast at all.