Central Minnesota has a good chance of snow with slight accumulation today. Conveniently, we’re supposed to play in a softball double header tonight that won’t be canceled unless it’s thunder snow. I think I’ll play in Moon Boots™ and choppers. The page mentions adult mittens, but it’s safe for work – I think.
Further; holy crap that Moon Boots page is actually quite nice, and these Moon Boots are made in Italy. This sort of distorts the effect I was going for, so instead of picturing the Italian Moon Boots as linked, picture the 4 dollar K-Mart pair that you had as a kid.