Since my softball team got jersey’s, we haven’t won a single game. We were like 6 and 5, not bad for a team that collectively had 2 gloves and a bat at the start of the season, but still a dissapointment. You see, we played a team of 18 year old punks last night, you know the type … 5’4″, fast as hell and think beer guts are for old men. They beat us without a double, triple or home run – 6 innings of singles and walks. It was sad. In my mind we still won because we didn’t need a buyer. So there.
