I find a plant wide power outage to be a very strange coincidence considering we just unplugged the satin satan server (aka BMW) from the network and from the power outlet. I am convinced that the evil demons within BMW have somehow spread to the rest of the building. I was in late last night repairing and duct-tapping things back together after the alleged “lightning strike”. I think BMW wanted power and took it from the rest of the building. I don’t know that the standard chicken sacrifice will do it – we may need a virgin chicken this time.

Update:11:29 am – Power went out again. We’re adding these to the standard work uniform.