In a tragic event last weekend a man drowned while tubing in the Apple River. Hope you guys that went all showered when you got out.
Aparently they tried to get out of the river, but a Float-Rite Campground guard told them to continue farther down. They followed the officers ordres and continued into deeper water down stream.
This just goes to show you that when you’re wasted you should never do what a cop, or rent-a-cop, says. This is especially true if you’re wearing a wife beater and the Top Cops camera crew is along for the fun.