Today my old apartment goes through final inspection. If things go the way they have been going, I’ll have to replace the roof and rebuild the entire apartment complex before I see a single cent of my damage deposit. Wish me luck.

Update: I am a cleaning machine. They didn’t charge me for anything other than the garage door opener. They didn’t even notice my halfassed spackle job (painters nail filler spackle and toothpaste works everytime!) I had my rear surround sound speakers mounted with sheetrock anchers which left 8 quarter sized holes in the wall.