Even the pop machine thinkgs I drink too much caffeine. I pushed Mountain Dew and it spit out a 7up. I tried to remain calm, stopping myself from punching my fist through the machine. Instead, I acted like I had a tummy ache and drank the 7up. To this day I cant drink 7up without being reminded of being sick; for some people it’s ginger ale. I guess it all depends on what your mom made you drink when you were little.

Update: I just realized that not a single pop machine in the break room (where above 7up was purchased) even has 7up.