If you’ve never heard of eggpost, here is a snippit:
Now, don’t the wrong idea, I’m not pasting these in to mock anyone, I actually have a simple message: Dear teenaged males of America, with your baggy pants and ironic nerd hair: You have turned all the teenaged females of America into lesbians, good work. Do you think there were this many teenaged lesbians 10 years ago? Sorry, there weren’t. I am not judging you, just letting you know.
And here are the archives. I saw this on a.wholelottanothing.org but it’s waiting for me in my inbox too.