Not that there’s anything wrong with having a blinker on your house…buuutt, why the hell do you have to spend all the live long day at the Department of Motor Vehicles?

While in line to buy my new tabs (I will rant about “The Man” later) I wished I was a scout for the circus. If only I had a digital camera Santa…picture it. “Um Sir I mean Miss, could I take a picture of you? Because you remind me of the bearded lady from the circus that I feared as a child and haunts my dreams still.”