Last weekend a few buddies and I hit the new golf simulator in town. It was a pretty good time, as you don’t have to wait for the beer-cart-girl to come around, you can just walk up to the bar – oh you can order pizza too. Nice.
Because none of us are fantastic golfers, the comedy unfolded rather quickly. In a new series not unlike Dorf Golf, I introduce you to Derft Golf. You can see Derft in all sorts of wacky situations. Here he is hitting out of the sand into a giant rock wall. In this photo he is so far off the beaten path that he found a tropical rain forest – and a golf cart. Finally see the Derft hitting yet another shot out of the sand, only this time it’s into a fence.
Reportedly there were no scouts in the gallery.
Update: I should mention that his name was listed in the “Eagle Watch” for target league last week.
V- says:
Timmy-
Want to hear somthing funny! Way back in college about 5 years ago, I actually did a semester project on a electronic indoor golf course and what it would take to open one up! IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 25, 2004 — 3:17 pm
Ozzy says:
Hey V did you graduate from SCTC yet?
February 26, 2004 — 11:37 am
Robbler says:
BULLSHIT!
February 26, 2004 — 11:47 pm
Ozzy says:
Whoever that Robbler guy is, he has a potty mouth!
February 28, 2004 — 11:12 pm