I find it disheartening that my master plan to get the ladies may be moot. My entire plan revolves around this thought I had when i was twelve, how cool RADICAL is it going to be when I turn 69, but only now do I realize that unless I ruin the next 35 45 years of my life by working to stay healthy, I will be using that line to pick up discounts at the buffet rather than picking up chicks.
