Not that I’m a big tar drinker, but I’ve always said free beer is the best kind. I need to get this clause added to my severance package, like Guiness — not that I have one now, but if I stay here long enough I’m sure to get laid off eventually, then bring on the suds. For those of you who are my coworkers, read the ceo newsletter for June and play “count how many times John says reorganization“, it’s fun.