KFC, meaning Kentucky Fried Chicken, is the most grease covered fast food around, even their slogan “Finger Lickin’ Good” boasts outloud, your gonna get your hands messy – yet they are the only quick serve chain that gives only one damn napkin. More than one napkin is supplied by McDonalds, Arby’s, Burger King, Subway… hmm. Maybe, just maybe, I should worry more about how healthy I eat, rather than whining about the hassle of asking for some extra napkins. If you hold real still you can hear my arteries clogging.