adding insult to injury

Absolute Genius

I’ve been a big fan of the Coors commercials lately (yes this in an inderect reference to a set of twins), but their latest takes the cake. Wingman is just too damn perfect.

“… but she’s towin’ an anchor, a junior investment banker. Who’s talkin’ about herself and not mcuh more. So buy her a beer, it’s the reason you’re here. Mighty wingman. “

Kills me every time. If anyone has an mpg of this commercial let me know. (I’m just not paying for an adcritic membership and that’s the only place I’ve found it.)

lyrics and Chords below

(D)
This chick’s rockin’ your bro on the dance floor.
(D9)       (G)
But she’s towing an anchor.
(D9)    (G)
A junior investment banker.
(Bm)       (A)
Who’s talkin’ about herself and not
(F# on the2 nd fret with the B and Estring ringingout)
much more.
Oh
(G)    (Dsus) (the sung melody is an F#)
So buy her a beer,
(Dsus)       (A)
its the reason you’re here:
(A)    (Bm)
Mighty Wingman
(Bm)    (D)    (A)
You’re taking one for the team,
(Bm) (A) (G)
so your buddy can live the dream:
(F#) (G) (D)
Wingmaaaaaaaaaaaan