Category: Twitter (page 2 of 3)
If you’re a packer fan and try to call or text me in the next 48hrs I won’t receive it. Must be sun spots or something. Weird.
Just had an intense battle with someone over who’s fantasy football team sucks harder. My team crushed.
The only team worse than the Vikings is my fantasy team.
I can’t tell you how frustrated I am with ebays inability to validate and police it’s userbase. eBay is broken.
Just received this text: “Its gonna be perfect to mow and apparently michael jackson died!”
Zero cavities at the dentist today. Currently shellacking a layer of Mountain Dew back on my teeth.
Fire trucks were here in about 60 seconds. Nice time. All clear… back to work.
Fire alarms just went off at work, clearing the building.
Eagle! Par 5 fifth at boulder ridge.