<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Salted Wound &#187; Critic</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/category/critic/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.saltedwound.com</link>
	<description>adding insult to injury</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:21:36 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Look at me ma, I can fly!</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/06/11/look-at-me-ma-i-can-fly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/06/11/look-at-me-ma-i-can-fly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2001 12:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Critic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/06/11/look-at-me-ma-i-can-fly/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I finally saw Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon last night. For me it was another Titanic, a let down because of all the lead-up. You see, I didn&#8217;t watch Titanic until it was on video, and after I heard 7,421 times that it was the best movie ever. So regardless of how good Titanic, or CTHD [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I finally saw <a href="">Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon</a> last night. For me it was another <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120338">Titanic</a>, a let down because of all the lead-up. You see, I didn&#8217;t watch Titanic until it was on video, and after I heard 7,421 times that it was the best movie ever. So regardless of how good Titanic, or CTHD are, I expected better.</p>
<p>The lack of love for the movie was evidenced by the fact that I didn&#8217;t pretend I was a master ninja after I watched to movie. (You know like the first time you saw <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0100758">The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</a> and you <i>became</i> Leonardo for the next 6 weeks). The movie is worth watching, and I will probably add it to my DVD collection, but I doubt it will be <i>the format</i> that all other movies copy for the next three years&#8230; ala Titanic or <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086373">Strange Brew</a>.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/06/11/look-at-me-ma-i-can-fly/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Who&#8217;s the Fat kid?</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/05/29/whos-the-fat-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/05/29/whos-the-fat-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2001 16:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Critic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/05/29/whos-the-fat-kid/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I bet you didn&#8217;t know that the fat kid in Stand By Me was Jerry O&#8217;Connel.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet you didn&#8217;t know that the fat kid in <i><a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0092005">Stand By Me</a></i> was <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?O%27Connell,+Jerry">Jerry O&#8217;Connel</a>.<center><img src="images/stand_by_me.jpg" border=0></center></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2001/05/29/whos-the-fat-kid/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

