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		<title>Absolute Genius</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/04/28/absolute-genius/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2003 05:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a big fan of the Coors commercials lately (yes this in an inderect reference to a set of twins), but their latest takes the cake. Wingman is just too damn perfect.
&#8220;&#8230; but she&#8217;s towin&#8217; an anchor, a junior investment banker. Who&#8217;s talkin&#8217; about herself and not mcuh more. So buy her a beer, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.saltedwound.com/images/post_images/wingman.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.saltedwound.com/images/post_images/wingman.php','popup','width=300,height=228,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.saltedwound.com/images/post_images/wingman-thumb.gif" width="100" height="76" border="0" align="Right" valign="Top" /></a>I&#8217;ve been a big fan of the Coors commercials lately (yes this in an inderect reference to a set of twins), but their latest takes the cake. <a href="http://www.adcritic.com/content/coors-wingman.html">Wingman</a> is just too damn perfect.</p>
<blockquote><p><i>&#8220;&#8230; but she&#8217;s towin&#8217; an anchor, a junior investment banker. Who&#8217;s talkin&#8217; about herself and not mcuh more. So buy her a beer, it&#8217;s the reason you&#8217;re here. Mighty wingman. &#8220;</i></p></blockquote>
<p>Kills me every time. If anyone has an mpg of this commercial let me know. (I&#8217;m just not paying for an adcritic membership and that&#8217;s the only place I&#8217;ve found it.)<br />
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<b>lyrics and Chords below</b></p>
<p>(D) <br />This chick&#8217;s rockin&#8217; your bro on the dance floor. <br />(D9)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (G) <br />But she&#8217;s towing an anchor. <br />(D9)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (G) <br />A junior investment banker. <br />(Bm)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (A) <br />Who&#8217;s talkin&#8217; about herself and not <br />(F# on the2 nd fret with the B and Estring ringingout) <br />much more. <br />Oh <br />(G)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (Dsus) (the sung melody is an F#) <br />So buy her a beer, <br />(Dsus)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (A) <br />its the reason you&#8217;re here: <br />(A)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (Bm) <br />Mighty Wingman <br />(Bm)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (D)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (A) <br />You&#8217;re taking one for the team, <br /> (Bm)    (A)  (G) <br />so your buddy can live the dream: <br />(F#) (G) (D) <br />Wingmaaaaaaaaaaaan</p>
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		<title>Superbowl Commercials</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/01/27/superbowl-commercials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2003 15:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The hands down best commercial of the Super Bowl (at least with the bunch I watched it with) was the Reebok: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker commercial.
&#8220;You know your need to have a coversheet on your TPS Reports, Richard!&#8221;
If you didn&#8217;t catch it or any other, iFilm has &#8216;em all.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The hands down best commercial of the Super Bowl (at least with the bunch I watched it with) was the <i><a href="http://terrytate.reebok.com/">Reebok: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker</a></i> commercial.</p>
<p><i>&#8220;You know your need to have a coversheet on your TPS Reports, Richard!&#8221;</i></p>
<p>If you didn&#8217;t catch it or any other, <a href="http://superbowl.ifilm.com/superbowl/">iFilm has &#8216;em all</a>.</p>
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		<title>Best commercial ever</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/01/23/best-commercial-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2003 16:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nike appears to be running out of markets to target. This hilarious ad is apparently targeted toward crazy naked soccer game crashers. Watch &#8216;em go.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nike appears to be running out of markets to target. <a href="http://www.nike.com/morego/">This hilarious ad</a> is apparently targeted toward crazy naked soccer game crashers. Watch &#8216;em go.</p>
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		<title>Damn fine programming</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2002/12/02/damn-fine-programming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2002 16:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A show caught my eye while flipping through the channels the other night. It was VIP. Damn that&#8217;s some good programming. Fine acting. Developed plots (way more than it&#8217;s predecessor Bay Watch &#8211; they&#8217;ve come a long way from slow motion running).
It&#8217;s absolutely horrible.
Actually, it was the advertising  that caught my attention, honest. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A show caught my eye while flipping through the channels the other night. It was <a href="http://www.spe.sony.com/tv/shows/vip/">VIP</a>. Damn that&#8217;s some good programming. Fine acting. Developed plots (way more than it&#8217;s predecessor Bay Watch &#8211; they&#8217;ve come a long way from slow motion running).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s absolutely horrible.</p>
<p>Actually, it was the advertising  that caught my attention, honest. I watched enough of the show to see two commercial breaks (you try and watch that much, it&#8217;s not as easy as it sounds). All but one of the commercials during the breaks were for video games, x-box and ps2 mostly. Pamela looks as much like a cartoon character as anyone (see also <a href="http://www.wwe.com/">WWE</a>), so it&#8217;s no wonder why puberty boys are the target market; it&#8217;s the natural progression since they&#8217;ve just outgrown cartoons &#8211; and well then there&#8217;s the raging hormone thing.</p>
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		<title>Advertising Genious &#8211; The &#8216;88 Dodge Aries</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2000/11/09/advertising-genious-the-88-dodge-aries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2000 15:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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