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30 Apr 2004

She’s All Woman

Author: admin | Filed under: Lilly

The little pup is growing up. It seems like only yesterday she was biting my ankles, oh wait she was. Anyway, she’s in heat for the first time, and well, I have white carpets in my house. If you’ve been around dogs in heat *caugh Ogre* then you know that white carpets don’t belong anywhere near the little hormone machines. The solution of course is to fit your dog with tail modified Scooby Doo Underoos and some maxi’s – with wings. She doesn’t mind them and they’re a lot cheaper than the frumpy doggie diapers the pet store has – not to mention more stylish.

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9 Responses to “She’s All Woman”

  2. Thats the nastiest thing ive ever had to deal with on the saltedwound!!!

  4. LOL!!!!!

  6. Seriously-
    *shaking head*

    I have weird friends!

  8. Well then stop paying us and we wont be your friends anymore…little penis man!

  9. Yellowbird says: May 3rd, 2004 at 2:11 pm

  10. Chad, your just jealous because she has a bigger bulge in those tighty whites than you do.

  12. Not to get all serious and shit, but is there a particular reason she’s still got the reproductive goods?

  14. It’s my roommates dog, and he’s a lazy bastard. He said something like, “it’s better for her to go through a cycle or two”, but I think the a-wad is full of it. She will be taken care of eventually, but for now we don’t let her run free – she’s under a reproductive quarantine.

  16. Shouldn’t Ogre be under a repoductive quarantine as well?

  18. i love u dog he so lovely i wish i had him

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