The roommate brought this home. I’m not really sure what it is, but I am definitely sure I have to at least punch him in the jugular—twice.
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shove it up your ass Timmer!
Now Ozzy, you have to remember that just because you can excrete objects the size of a two-liter bottle, which incidentally earned you the lovely nickname “the big poop guy” in my family, it doesn’t mean everyone can. You see, most people have only one a-hole, not four, and our grandmothers have not permanently banned us for going number-two in their facilities.
I cant believe you keep forgetting that.
I cant believe you dragged my grandma into this, after all shes done for you. And the metamucil has cleared the lifetime ban from my grandmas toilet thank you very much.
fuck u bothe
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