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	<title>Comments on: Do It Right the First Time</title>
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	<description>adding insult to injury since 1999</description>
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		<title>By: JC</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/08/25/do-it-right-the-first-time/#comment-2134</link>
		<dc:creator>JC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DOE!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="caps">DOE</span><img src="!" alt="" border="0" /></p>
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		<title>By: Bob Frezrop</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/08/25/do-it-right-the-first-time/#comment-2135</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob Frezrop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know what? Sweat and motor oil never mix unless one is synthetic and the other is from monkies.

Anyway, I've never really been with a lizard before, but she laid me down and opened my legs. Next thing you know, she was laying eggs on me and I was eating flies.

You've Been FLASHBLOGGED!
http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what? Sweat and motor oil never mix unless one is synthetic and the other is from monkies.</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve never really been with a lizard before, but she laid me down and opened my legs. Next thing you know, she was laying eggs on me and I was eating flies.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve Been <span class="caps">FLASHBLOGGED</span>!<br />
<a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog" rel="nofollow"></a><a href='http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog'>http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog</a></p>
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		<title>By: Cuddles</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/08/25/do-it-right-the-first-time/#comment-2136</link>
		<dc:creator>Cuddles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yep. Happens every time... ALWAYS unhook your battery...
You've Been FLASHBLOGGED!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep. Happens every time&#8230; <span class="caps">ALWAYS</span> unhook your battery&#8230;<br />
You&#8217;ve Been <span class="caps">FLASHBLOGGED</span>!</p>
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		<title>By: Jeremy</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/08/25/do-it-right-the-first-time/#comment-2137</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That reminds me of this time in vegas. I was at a bachelor party and things got a little out of control and, you guessed it: dead hooker. Everyone starts freaking out, especially the groom. He's just sitting in the corner crying. We take the body and we drive out to the desert, but quickly realize that we forgot to bring a shovel. I start digging a hole with one of the hubcaps from the car, but after only a foot or so the sand turns to this really dense hardpan shit, and I can't dig any further. So we just dump the body in the shallow hole and cover it with sand. That's all we can do, right? Well the body was discovered a few weeks later, uncovered by a massive wind storm. Getting to the point, we should have done it right the first time and remembered to bring a shovel.

oh, and by the way you've just been flashblogged
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That reminds me of this time in vegas. I was at a bachelor party and things got a little out of control and, you guessed it: dead hooker. Everyone starts freaking out, especially the groom. He&#8217;s just sitting in the corner crying. We take the body and we drive out to the desert, but quickly realize that we forgot to bring a shovel. I start digging a hole with one of the hubcaps from the car, but after only a foot or so the sand turns to this really dense hardpan shit, and I can&#8217;t dig any further. So we just dump the body in the shallow hole and cover it with sand. That&#8217;s all we can do, right? Well the body was discovered a few weeks later, uncovered by a massive wind storm. Getting to the point, we should have done it right the first time and remembered to bring a shovel.</p>
<p>oh, and by the way you&#8217;ve just been flashblogged<br />
<a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog" rel="nofollow"></a><a href='http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog'>http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog</a></p>
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		<title>By: Melinda</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/08/25/do-it-right-the-first-time/#comment-2138</link>
		<dc:creator>Melinda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn't take the time to even read your post, but just wanted to FLASHBLOG ya!

http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t take the time to even read your post, but just wanted to <span class="caps">FLASHBLOG</span> ya!</p>
<p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog" rel="nofollow"></a><a href='http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog'>http://groups.yahoo.com/flashblog</a></p>
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		<title>By: Lush</title>
		<link>http://www.saltedwound.com/archives/2003/08/25/do-it-right-the-first-time/#comment-2139</link>
		<dc:creator>Lush</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is there anything you don't know how to do? Wow!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there anything you don&#8217;t know how to do? Wow!</p>
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