New Neighbor Tested With Beer

Realizing I’d just posted 3 geek posts in a row, I knew I had to scramble fast for some good, funny content. I bring you:

New Neighbor Tested With Beer – from The Onion

“Iwanski, 52, who administers beer tests to all new male arrivals to Maple Bluff Road, invited Lundback over to share a six-pack of Heineken”

“We’re a pretty tight unit, so how a new neighbor responds to an offer of beer goes a long way toward deciding whether he’ll become a regular at Sunday-football get-togethers.”

Read the rest here.

This is a test to live by. (to those of you who already read the onion, sorry but I couldn’t come up with a damn thing today)