News Programs Renamed Speculation Programs

It’s been reported that all of the networks are renaming their “news” programming to the more accurate title of “Speculation Programs”.

All of the major networks seem to be following suit, except for Fox. They have announced plans to rename all news broadcasts to “Hey, We’re Just Making This Shit Up”™. Apparently, this title narrowly edged out the secondary proposal of “Dig This Bitchin’ War With Iraq Graphic!!”.