“The mere idea that someone else might be able to hear the noises which often accompany a particularly strenuous urination and/or defecation session can be a source of excruciating embarrassment and intense anxiety for deeply neurotic people all across this great land.”
Sounds like a job for the Toilet muffler.
I’ll take 6. I have a friend that could use 5 of them. One for each asshole.
Hahahahaha. Ozzy and his cysts.