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4 Jun 2002

Speaking of crap

Author: admin | Filed under: Stupid People

2:20 PM: Using pen to scrape nasty substance off of work desk.

3:00 PM – 4:15 PM: Chew on pen throughout dry conference-call.

4:16 PM: Realize pen in mouth is same pen used to scrape said nasty substance – gag.

4:16:01 PM: Insert Listerine Pocket Pak in mouth whilst hoping I didn’t swallow in the past hour and a half.

4:16:05 PM: Bolt to break room to get a Mountain Dew.

4:19 PM: Pretend I’m tougher than germs and try not to think about what the hell I just ate.

4:20 PM: Heh.

4 Responses to “Speaking of crap”

  1. Ozzmann44 says:
  2. Oh where oh where can my timmy be
    the lord took him away from me
    he’s in minnesota so I got to be good
    So i can see him when he visits in August.

  3. The only call I get before you leave is “fuck you Tim were having fun without you. we fucking hate you Tim”. I was waiting for a real phone call. How do I reach you now?

  4. yellowbird says:
  5. Ozzy you are alive! We did have a great time without Tim last week. I miss ozzy, I miss Ozzy, I miss Ozzy. Come back man! Do you have a phone number.

  6. Ozzmann44 says:
  7. no phone yet but im at ozzmann44@hotmail.com
    Tim you wouldn’t answer your phone the last three times I called you so I got violent
    did you catch my other posts
    the wedding one and the stalker one?

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