Tonight will be my last meal, for tomorrow I will go under the knife. I am having my 3 remaining wisdom teeth extracted at 9:00 am and was instructed to not eat or drink for 12 hours prior to the surgery. My bottom two teeth are actually impacted into my jaw bone and will have to be ground out (see Black & Decker). I’ve never been “put under” and have never had stitches. I will be eaitng apple sauce and soup for the next few days. I’m not looking forward to this at all, but I do get to take a day off from work and get high on Tylenol 3 with codeine. Still…

I received a call from my irate girlfriend this morning. It seems I was kissing other girls in her dream last night. Also, I was using the excuse “we were on a break!” to calm her down. I think she’s been watching too much Friends.

Create your own O’Reilly books covers, you know the ones.

Thanks everyone who bought things through my wishlist or referral links to Amazon. Salted Wound readers purchased 52 items worth $779.96 in the fourth quarter. That’s gives me enough referral bonus to pay a few months of web hosting fees. Thanks a bunch! If you are interested in the stats, here they are.

From the site:“Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.”
Admire the banner adds, and Big Pimpin’ midi. Genious.

Well, I’m about through all of the caption photos that I think are worthy, the others are either too naked or poking fun at retarded people. So, if you have some interesting photos that don’t fall into one of those two categories, I would very much appreciate the uploads. And there will be proper credit if you want it.

Just pulled one of the best weekends I’ve had in a loooong time. Two of my old roommates came to stay with me Friday and Saturday to go out on the town, just like old times. (unfortunately the 4 of us were not all together as Josh had to take care of his pregnant wife, like that’s an excuse ;p) Of course hangover was a given, and we had a blast. I thought I saw Kari, but I was too inebriated to communicate.

Satirewire has gone to a lot of trouble to track down the least used e-bbreviations.

Finally the megahertz gap has been blown open in Apple’s favor. You can now by 600 gigahertz iBooks at amazon.
Update:They fixed it so it says Megahertz now. I’ll find a screenshot, or not.

If I hear the phrase “If only Mac’s were more compatible” one more time, I’m going to puke. Why you ask? (If you didn’t I’m going to tell you anyway) Every time I hear someone say that horrible phrase, I ask him or her, “what is it incompatible with?” To which they reply, “you know, software and stuff”. So, I make them list out the programs they use, and I convince them that the only software they use that wouldn’t work on a Mac too, are all the viruses* they get.