I went to Pearl Harbor with my girl last night. Mid-movie she leaned over and asked:

Her: “Why are they in Hawaii? Are they on vacation?”

Me: “It’s Pearl Harbor”

Her: “Yeah?”

Me: “Pearl Harbor is in Hawaii”

Her: “Oh, I had a bad history teacher”

Me: *nervously looks around to see if anyone heard* – “Don’t ask anymore questions in public.”

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