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You would think it would make you feel flattered to have a girl say to you “I will call off my wedding if you tell me there is even a little chance of us hooking up”, but when it really happens, it just makes you think “Damn she’s fucked up”.

Robert, could you please post the tracking number for your new G4, an image of your signature, and your home address. Thanks.

I spent a weekend without internet access, TV, or phone. Today at 1:00, all three will be hooked up. I haven’t decided if I’m going to buy TiVO or a VCR. I’m leaning toward VCR because of the monthly fee’s and all. We’ll see. First things first, I need to buy a couch. Oh, and sorry about the really lame title for this post, what the hell was I thinking.

Over a month of near drought weather. And today, moving day, I get this.
Update: Posted 07.30.01
The move was a great success. Thank god for the help, because blogging doesn’t keep a person in the best of shape. Monday night is cleaning night at the ole place. (Sidenote: I’m scared of ecoli.)

It is believed to be true that after years of incessant use of Comic Sans, Mr. Stepan is able to actually write comic sans with his bare hands and a piece of sidewalk chalk.

Tonight is the last night I will sleep in my apartment before I move across town. Only now in this late hour do I realize how great a webcam opportunity I missed. This picture shows the view from my apartment. For this neglect I am truly sorry.

Are you aware that you can by 1 Gigabyte of ram for your PowerMac G4 for $140 (2 512 MB DIMMS). 256 MB for $28. I kinda feel silly now for buying 32 MB for my computer in ’97 for 300+ dollars, and I thought it was a deal.

There was a small meteor shower visable from more than 500 miles away during daylight hours. Apparently, “experts” estimate the meteor’s size to be anywhere from a volleyball to an SUV (i’m not sure if this includes the Ford Excursion). The size disparity is because of the spectacularly colerfull fireball that trailed behind the meteor which made it appear much larger than it actually was, ala Armageddon.

Why is it that the older people get, the closer there belt gets to their armpits? And why do they all love Wheel of Fortune?