I have entered manhood as I have purchased my first manly cordless drill.

I’m doing the nobel thing with this newfound porn traffic, switching the smut link with my Amazon affiliate link and cashing in! Woooo hooo I’m Larry Flint!

This is the weekend where I take my S-10 pickup, (that I put a 350 in, painted, and all around built from scratch) to The Colonels Brainerd International Raceway. *Pictures to come later*

I am leaving today at noon for home to do the final pre-race prep work. I just moved the radiator forward with some major modification and fabrication so I could fit a flex-fan on. I couldn’t rely on the dual electric fans to keep it cool.

For those of you who just realized, I’m not just a computer geek, I’m also a wrench-head, and I worked for my Dad’s construction company for 7 years, but that’s another post. Yup, you got it, I’m not a yuppie geek, I just play one on TV.

Well, as I predicted, the “too good to be true” deal on the PowerBook G4 ($1400) was just that. It seems that the guy steals the identity of others, places a ton of auctions, and hopes to get a quick return through paypal. Boy did he! I know of a bunch of others that actually forked out the cash and are now shit out of luck!
Tip of the day: don’t buy from ebay sellers with a feedback rating of (0) – especially if there email is boylegroupinc@aol.com or similar. Here is a list of people who are probably being screwed. Anyone who can hack a web site is encouraged to run rampant on electroboyle.com.

Altoids and Mountain Dew taste as good together as Orange Juice and Tooth Paste.

I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that a family of badgers was living in the trunk of Robert’s car.

Today I’m wearing a red shirt and some khaki pants. It is all part of my covert operation… the plan, to pose as an off duty Target employee all day long. Damn I’m a bad dumb ass!

Because of this post and the fact that the google bot loves my crawler page, I have been getting near 1000 distinct hosts and around 7000 page views per day since Tomb Raider came out. Salted Wound is now a porn mecca.

My parents are at war with the Bears. A black bear makes a nightly visit to the bird feeder in their front yard, essentially destroying the little wooden box every 24 hours. My dad purchased The Steel Silo from the local feed store. It is an unbreakable steel tube of bird feeding goodness that the bear seems unable to destroy. As for my mom, she has to carry a can of this when she goes for a walk. The battle rages on.

270 miles, a birthday party, 3 weddings, and a street dance. What a hell of a saturday. Today, I recover.